Guess what .... Can you guess what?
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Thought not. o_o My dog eats green beans. How awesome is that ... -_- Okay, so I'm beyond help. Want to help put me out of my misery? x_X Come shoot me. I'll even give you the address.

Anyway, to the point of this post. Yes, there is actually a point. I just remembered something from about six years ago.

.:~The Origins of the Evil Naked Barbie Doll~:.
Imagine two nine year old girls sitting on a bunk bed raving about boy bands. Alright, in your imagined picture, you should have a three foot tall naked Barbie doll propped up in the back corner of the room.

Now imagine that it's two o'clock in the morning and the Barbie doll just appears at the end of the bed. I don't mean it was moving. I just mean that I woke up and there's this Barbie doll staring at me from the end of the bed. I kick my cousin Heather and we both stare at the doll. That hadn't been there when we went to sleep, had it? We shrug it off and go back to sleep. Sometime around six, I wake up and find that the doll in question has once again moved, but is now hanging over the edge of the top bunk and is staring down and Heather with an evil glint in its eye. Once again, I wake Heather up and we both stare at the doll. Somewhere in our nine year old brains, something clicks and we both cling to each other, for this doll is no normal doll. This doll is evil. This doll is naked. This doll is going to rape us! XD No, I'm kidding. We didn't think about it raping us ... o__O; But now that I think about it ... ._.
Anyway, we get up, grab the doll and throw it in Heather's closet. Then we get Heather's hope chest and push it all the way up against the closet door. There. Now the evil naked Barbie doll is trapped. Now we may go back to sleep ... in the living room. So we drag covers into the living room and go back to sleep. A few hours later, Heather's mother wakes us up and asks us why we pulled that old beaten, naked Barbie doll out and left it in the chair, across the living room. Heather and I stare at each other before going into hysterics. Now you've heard the tale of the Evil Naked Barbie Doll.

.:~Finn~:.

.... o0 So, did you like my story? Want to know a secret? ... >>; That actually happened. Seriously. There really was an Evil Naked three foot tall Barbie Doll. Scared the hell out of us too. Heather made her mom get rid of it as soon as I had left.